mark hoppus u smooth ass son of a bitch
when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem
[leeroy voice] okay so here’s what i’m thinking, first of your number is gonna be really big [while snapping] stay with me, cos i’m quite quick, and 5, 6, 7, 8 [drum beat] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and niall, for the shimmy, for the shimmy, for the shimmy, and zayn, pirouette, and louis– do the splits, and liam [drumbeat ends] you stay exactly where you are because you are, purr–fect.
one direction ruined my life again
And the dick touching continues.
if you’re protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you
harry i-kinda-just-tripped-but-i-hope-no-one-noticed styles